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Its really football, you twats
Person 1: Hey man wanna play some soccer
Person 2: WTF its called football
A form of team game played with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron. Points are scored mainly through touchdowns and field goals. Each side has eleven players on the field at any time.
"How was the soccer game? Did you win?"
"The soccer game was great. We indeed won."
It called football
Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.
John: want to play some soccer?
Chris: sure, but it’s called football
What Americans and Canadians call Football that's not their own Football
The Unites States International Soccer Team, Major-League Soccer, Canada International Soccer Team
Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.
Omg dude let's play some soccer.
Literally THE BEST SPORT EVERRRRRRR!
Why do u even need to look this up just go play this awesome sport.
Warning: if you play soccer you are likely to endure multiple concussions
Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."