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When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already
We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today
When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
someone who is not a baseball captain.
Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!
Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”
Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
Extreme awkwardness or discomfort in social situations. People who often, "Spaghettify" or otherwise act unnatural when speaking with strangers can be classified as "Spaghetti Demons"
Dillon: Hey John? How come when the cashier asked for the money you just kind of stood there and stared at her?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?
When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti
Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!