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(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?
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A poisonous arachnid with a devilish smile. Often found in Baton Rouge.
"whoa!"
"what?"
"I just saw a Dennis Hopper Spider!"
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The receptor of blame after an audible fart....
Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.
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Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.
Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!
Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.
Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!
Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?
This term originates from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy from 2002-2007. These films had distinctly bizarre and notably mean side characters often getting in Peter Parker’s way.
“Spider-Man Extras” completely lack chill or any flexibility when working with other people. They lack compassion in an almost quirky way. They’ll reject your application for your loan and refuse you a complimentary toaster. Two minutes late to a show? Guess your ticket is forfeit. Promised three grand in three minutes with Bonesaw McGraw but you pinned him in two? You get $100. And you’re lucky to get that.
“He refused to seat you after being only a minute late to the show?”
“Yeah! I swear I have been having so many run-in’s with these Spider-Man Extras lately. Absolutely no chill.”