pink squirrel

Applies to girls who don't go bare floor. When a girl acts out of order which in turn leads you to land a hard, direct shot straight right above her vag. This will cause the pubic mound to swell up and look like a squirrel's tail.

I came home from work and my meal was not yet on the table. Rightfully, I yanked down my hoe's granny panties and gave her a pink squirrel.... after serving me dinner of course

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squished squirrel

easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.

"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb

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Seam Squirrel

Crabs

That bitch has a seam squirrel infestation!!!! Aka Crotch Critters

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Squirrel-Bait

adj.
Extreme right-wingers in the Republican Party.

Squirrel-Bait will never be persuaded to alter their views, regardless of the facts.

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Squirrel Boy

A white suburbanite basic bro who is in to whatever else their white suburbanite basic bro friends are in to. Typically BMX Bikes, Skateboarding and the like. Generally intimidated by intelligence which contradicts and surmounts their own.

Devoid of philosophical knowledge and tend to resort to group ostracism rather than poignant discussion when confronted about how ignorant they are. Often making jokes about, or calling others gay/fag. Usually skinny wearing volcom t-shirts and flat brimmed caps, especially common among those who do not participate in any extreme sports. Blue collar, male version of a basic bitch. May also be seen wearing Tapout gear.

Those squirrel boys think they are so punk listening to Blink 182, their moms even bought them the cd they must be legit.

Rob Dydrek is a prime example of what a Squirrel Boy strives to be.

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Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

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squirrel tail

The steamy shape created when you fart outside in the cold. Farts,like your breath, are not always invisible, (girls).

I was freezing at the bus stop this morning and this guy farted. You should have seen the squirrel tail coming out of his butt. It was crazy huge!

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