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Fat Boy Status

The antithesis of eating a balanced diet. Involves the consumption of extremely fatty foods in mass quantities with extreme satisfaction.

Dude, I drank too much last night so I ate 2 large pizzas, a box of wings, and 8 breadsticks this morning during the Skins game. Total Fat Boy Status.

by The JBZ August 8, 2013

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Kite-Status

1. When your high as a kite, you have then reached a status which can only be defined as: kite-status

2. the status of being "high as a kite"

Example

"i'm high as a kite man"

"you mean kite-status right dog?"

by Crazy Jihad July 3, 2009

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white girl status

Usually a white girl who is addicted to starbucks coffee. They typically post a selfie on instagram, facebook or any other social networking site with a hashtag white girl status. #whitegirlstatus #typicalwhitegirl

Starbucks addict usually teenage girls white girl status

by Rosie poe January 17, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!

Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!

by Anthony Suarez May 22, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


grown woman status

grown or not It means that now isn't the time that your acting like a kid or your inner kid is coming out.You act like a little girl at times you act like a teenage girl sometimes sometimes you act like a woman but right now your on your grown woman status

Forget yall Im not going to the club tonight Im going to work,shoot im on my grown woman status

by Alex'Andra May 26, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"

Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"

by Rammstein651 November 23, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Becera Statue of Liberty

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.

Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.

by THEHOARD October 24, 2010

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