Spadge bank

1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.

1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'

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Bank account

When your parents take your birthday money and put it in your college bank account.

You Open up your birthday present and it’s a Check for 5,000 dollars

Baby Joe: yaaaaaaa! I can day so much stuff!
Dad: yonk!
Mom: that’s going in your bank account

Baby Joe falls back and f@!?ing dies

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Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

anglo irish bank

a failure, a dire situation, a fcuk up

Like its a complete fcuk up. its a complete and utter anglo irish bank.

Sterling Sperm Bank

Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois

Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight

Azealia Amanda Banks

Harlem bitch who give zero fucks. This queen lives in another universe.

"I’ll take your brain on a parallel universe trip
I'm the only, no parallel bitch" - Azealia Banks

"Azealia Amanda Banks is a bad bitch and she runs shit"

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Moral bank account

The price of all your morals that you believe in.
Also the price that you can be bought with
Usually over 200 US dollars. This is for
Body whoring.

First Person- Hey how much is your moral bank account?
Second person- It's 213 dollars.

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