Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

My father-in-law is a good person.

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

father-in-law.

you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

father stew

A guy who likes little kids and is a catholic priest. He is a pedophile and is a close friend to Big Dick Randy

Father stew is coming for u.

Father Brown

When someone pulls a "Father Brown", the person uses a really long, complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder, when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner pulled a "Father Brown" for his side of the story for his wife's death.