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A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.
That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.
A woman with children who can no longer handle consuming large amounts alchohol.
She got a Mom Buzz after two glasses of wine.
1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
I have many women friends who are totally mommed out. "She totally mommed out on me."
In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.
I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.
My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.
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When two best friends decide to adopt and raise a child but share no other relationship other than friendship.
The teacher points out two people across the hallway to her fellow co-worker and explains, "Those two women over there are co-moms to one of my students that I teach."
A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.
Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!
Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.
The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).
Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.