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A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
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When likeable fictional character turns into a sad, depressing or annoying character.
Also known as FOBA syndrome and Frodo Baggins syndrome
Ever since Jane died, Jesse has had such a Frodo syndrome!
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is usually contracted when you hangout with someone named alex. is also called allen transmitted disease ( ATD)
oh no you are hanging out with allen you now have allen syndrome
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Used to identify a player in a multiplayer video game who primarily uses melee weapons, such as a sword or hammer, and runs into the enemy players with the intent of killing them, regardless of their amount of health, current position, or current distance.
This act usually gets the "Reinhardt Syndrome" player eventually killed. However, they never learn from this mistake and continue to run into the enemy team again and again.
One popular game, known as Overwatch, is known for its abundance of "Reinhardt Syndrome" players. In the game, a character named Reinhardt is equipped with only a hammer and shield. Hence the name "Reinhardt Syndrome".
Our teammate just ran in with that stupid hammer and died, so he must have Reinhardt Syndrome.
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A downward spiral of sex, drugs, DUI's, poor financial choices, and other shameful things resulting from the unhealthy and unsustainable life style of an idol. This is most common among teen idols that put too much trust in those around them and become cocky or arrogant.
The term comes from the song Indulging: Idol Syndrome by Suzumu
Justin Bieber is a train wreck right now, he has one bad case of idol syndrome.
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After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.
Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.
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When an individual of a society comes within 10 miles radius of Moksh Dhawan, the member faces numerous ejaculations and orgasms, which leads them to possibly die due to excessive reduction of potassium, phosphorus, and water. This always leads to rising heart rates, sweaty palms, dilated pupils and possible fainting.
This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.
Lad 1: I was walking down the street the other day and saw Moksh Dhawan
Lad 2: What happened then?
Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.
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