Grimace Tax

a version of fanum taxxing where the person destroys the other persons food

I bought food and he fucking just grimace taxed it!!

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

Tax churn

Tax churn is when one governmental entity taxes another governmental entity and then redistributes that revenue back to the originating entity. There is parasitic loss in the administrative process of collecting and redistributing the tax revenue which is government inefficiency.

All local 254 Texas counties pay the .20 cent per gallon Texas Motor Fuels tax for county vehicles. The State of Texas provides state funding to certain functions of County Government essentially returning those same tax dollars. This tax churn wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.

Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life

Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite

Fisher Tax

"Fisher Tax" comes from the popular twitch streamer and content creator "FishenFish", who is a council member of various food chains such as; Hungry Jacks, McDonalds and KFC. The phrase refers to the way that Fisher would "tax" other people of their resources and foods, devouring all in sight. The phrase is popular with GenZ and partially with Gen Alpha.

"HOLY MOLY, HE JUST GOT FISHER TAXED!!"

tax desert

A definite area within a larger city/municipality in which the tax revenue generated is considerably less than the areas around it.
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.

A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)

The South Loop of Chicago used to be a "tax desert" but was renovated and now serves as a major tourist destination in the city.

Rewriting the Tax Code

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”