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It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.
"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"
When a man gets sexually aroused by seeing the existence of a cat. Usually, the cat is brown and pink with a nice long tail. The man jacks off with his good ol' buddies at their Christmas party to their ex's cat.
The black haired albino has a large Cat Fetish to his Ex's Mom's Cat. He can't be around the cat too long or he might do something to the woman.
a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
that girl theresa is such a cat velociraptor.
A state of illness brought on by sharing a living space with multiple cats, usually two or more. Flu-like symptoms typically develop suddenly overnight and include, but are not limited too; sore throat, headache, and muscle aches. The illness cannot pass through loosely woven cloth, so the simplest way to prevent transmission is to wear a scarf.
Coworker 1: Jen looks pretty rough this morning, do you think she has cat throat?
Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.
The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.
Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*
A webcomic that does parodies of video games, current movies, anime, etc. The main characters are a pink and a grey cat.
All your base are belong to VG cats.
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