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the translation in AFL terms 1 minute is equal to 38 minutes, therefore 2 minutes is equal to one hour and 16 minutes.
regular translation - we'll be there in 2 minutes
AFL translation - we'll be there in 76 minutes.
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April 2 is national best day day, on april 2 all your dream come true
person 1: What day is it
person 2: April 2
person 1: that must be the reason why my day has been the best day ever
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The day that the smartest, funniest, cutest, and perfect girls are born. Any girl born on this day is absolutely amazing.
Guy: When were you born?
Girl: October 2.
Guy: Oh my god you’re perfect.
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1. This is about the 2 of Clubs. 2 of clubs, like in cards you know. It means "Show your boobs" or like, "Lift up your shirt and show off your juggs." It is considered the highest honor to be presented with the 2 of Clubs--not to be taken lightly or shown to just any girl with boobs. Reserved specifically for those with great ones.
2. The folkloric character Dr.Bones is said to keep a 2 of Clubs in his top hat.
Guy: (Shows girl a 2 of Clubs)
Girl: (Takes off shirt and bra)
Guy: "Damn. Those are the finest titties I have ever seen."
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the greatest nucca rapper in the music indrusty.
2pac was known all over the world.
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It's National day kiss ur boyfriend and give them anything they want!
Girlfriend: babe what day is it
Boyfriend: it's Dec 2
Girlfriend: kisses let's go buy u anything u want
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jerkin in twice in 20 minutes
yo man i was on vacation and i did a 2 in 20
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