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Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, is a small resort town in Northeast Florida. It is the wealthiest community in Florida north of Orlando. All Ponte Vedrans appreciate the finer things in life: German cars, fine AAA Five Diamond rated resorts (Ponte Vedra Inn and Club in particular), golf carts, country clubs, the beach, Lacoste, popped collars, and most importantly, being a sexy bitch. It was ranked the #1 place to live in Florida by Money magazine and is home to the world renowned TPC PGA Tour.
Wow, that's the most beautiful house I've ever seen. We must be in Ponte Vedra Beach.
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A sexual act in which a soft drink is poured into a vagina and slowly sipped out with a straw. It is called the "Silver Beach Sipper" Because it occured at Silver Beach in St. Joseph, MI.
Evan ordered a Silver Beach Sipper
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best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill.
"where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?"
"FORT MYERS BEACH! ya digggg?"
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Upper-Middle Class beach town about 5 miles north of Miami Beach. Nicer than Miami Beach, but not as rich as its neighbors, Bal Harbour and Golden Beach.
Also known as "Condo Beach" due the large number of high rise condos built on the beach, blocking the beach view of older homes.
Sunny Isles Beach was a nice town before they put in all those big ugly condo buildings. All those BMW-driving asshole yuppie New Yorkers are driving me nuts! I used to be able to see the beach from my house, now all I see is the service entrance to the 40-story condo building, and the sun doesn't shine on my house before 11AM.
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Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.
yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"
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The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.
"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
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A man or woman who has extraneous amounts of beach related elements, plants, or toys stuck on his or her face or hair. Usually this person will consider this fine and normal.
Kara's hair is full of sand, and even a fricken lobster, and she doesn't even care. She's such a beach head.
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