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Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.
Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).
A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)
ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!
Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.
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42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!
Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!
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the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich
proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows
If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?
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- If you're left, he's a saint. If you're right, he's a snake.
- A blowjob
Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now.
Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar! I hope he burns in hell!
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The closest we've ever had to a black president.
Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.
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Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.
"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"
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In 1992, Bill Clinton was a not-so-popular small southern senator who, despite speculation of many, won the Democratic Primaries. He ran against current incumbent George Bush I. Even though he was jeered at first and nobody believed he would have a chance, he eventually won the election by a landslide. His first term was generally a time of growing economy and good progress which made it easy for him to defeat Bob Dole in 1996 by an even bigger landslide than 1992. However, by most people his second term is remembered more for its scandals such as the Monica Lewinsky scandal in which the president was impeached for lying about his sexual relations with an intern. This severely marred his reputation and the reputation of his administration (which is often blamed for Gore's defeat since he could no longer rely on Clinton's popularity). He exited presidency in 2000 and retired. In 2004 he underwent bypass heart surgery.
Bill Clinton was a controversial figure but achieved a lot.
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