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noun.
the badge placed upon the headdress - usually of military use.
verb.
to cap-badge or be cap-badged is to rotate badge from someone's headdress and turn it upside down without the victims knowledge - usually used to comedic response.
"Your cap-badge should be positioned above your left eye"
"You've been cap-badged. Turn the badge right way up."
Also known as Cap Artist, a cap producer is a crazy Russian whom only lies and waffles whilst saying its not cap even after being scientifically proven by the 7'11 gaming golem.
Jana: I cry every night because you’re so mean to me.
*abundantly apparent evidence of pure 100% cap*
smh another cap producer
When your GF/BF text's you in CAPs to "yell" at you and even though you know it's only text it still pisses you off.
Joe M: Dude, wtf.
Me: What?
Joe M: my GF is text yelling at me again!
Me: You've been CAP bitched
Like cock-blocking but for girls.
"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"
Another word for facts. Used to agree with one’s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact
Miles: Yo Maggie is so hot.
Charlie: Snapple Cap. I’m going to Mac on
A twat cap are caps which were originally worn by rappers and gangsters but have now been worn by hipsters, the caps are usually have an american basketball team logo or a baseball team logo, they usually make the wearer look like a twat
"Hey look at that Hipster with his twat cap"
"I really want a twat cap but its too mainstream now"