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Spree Day occurs at Clark University during spring semester. It is a day when classes are cancelled, livers are destroyed, and a carnival is set up on the green. Faculty attempt to keep it a secret but students always end up finding out the exact date. This is convenient since trips to State Liquor are always a must. On Spree Day, students run rampant around campus, drunk by 8 a.m., sober by 4 p.m. and ready for another round of drinks by dinner. Perspective students beware, spree day is off-limits for those under the age of 18.
Damn! I'm getting shitty at 7 a.m. on Spree Day!
Spree Day? It's always a secret. I wish they'd tell us when it was so I could plan my trip to State Liquor.
Last year on Spree Day, my boyfriend rode the mechanical bull in his underwear.
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a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......
a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift
i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day
if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them
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The day after Thanksgiving Day, when shoppers flood retail shops for supposed holiday deals. Also known as "Black Friday" and sometimes celebrated as "Buy Nothing Day."
"I was so full of tofurkey, I didn't think I was going to be able to get up early to wait in line at the big box stores on Thingsgetting Day."
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Piss off early tomorrows saturday. Used by marketing departments all over the world. You could fire a cannon at 4:30 pm on Friday through most sales departments and not hit a soul
Thank god it's poets day. meet me at the Prince Patrick at 4:30
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april 22nd is widely known as titty day. this is a day when most females do not necessarily expose, but make it so their breasts are move revealed. some speculate that april 22nd is the date due to the two 2's in the date, in relation to a pair of tits which contain 2 titties.
Jack: Dude, it's titty day.
Bryan: Dude, I know - look at the tatters on the blonde at your 7 o clock.
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January 20. The End of the World.
Are you going to school on Monday?
Are you kidding? That's Obama Day! I'm gonna dig a hole and live in it because the world might blow up.
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Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.
"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"
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