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that's what a soldier should do.
man #1 "kill, fight, die, that's what a soldier should do "
man#2 "is that a Sabaton reference ?"
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When two chinese girls get in a fight. (Like a cat fight but with chinese girls.)
" oh shit, there's a siamese cat fight going on over there."
" I was so mad at her, I almost started up a siamese cat fight."
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When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.
african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club
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Mid Fight Masses is a friday night funkin mod, the 2 main antagonists are sarvente and ruv/ruvzyvat. Sarvente starts out by calling (assumingly) ruv, apparently ruv is “salty” wich makes sarvente go “exuse me!! don’t be salty!.. that was very unholy of you”. Boyfriend and Girlfriend arrive at the church just to use the bathroom, but sarvente demonstrates on why they should join the church.
Person 1: “have you heard of Mid Fight Masses”
Person 2: “No? what is that”
Person 1: “it’s a Friday Night Funkin mod.”
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From the movie Just Go With It, Sheep Fight Clubs are often used for the owners of sheeps. Sheep fight against each other in these clubs because their owners buy them on gotprettysheep.com
"The new thing is they're training them for the sheep fight clubs, and all you hear is hoof kick, hoof kick, hoof kick, hook kick, ba, bah bah bah," <must be spoken in norwegian accent>
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"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...
"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"
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When two men repeatedly whack one another with their testis until one of them surrenders thus allowing the winner to egage in intercourse with the woman at stake.
"Hey did you hear who won the Norweigan Pillow Fight last night?"
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