The act of inserting one's fist into another one's anus or vagina, and fist pumping like Pauly D, Mike, Vinny, or Ron off of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore".
Jack: "You have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"
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A shot of vodka and a key bump of cocaine
We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!
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The act of inserting both of one's fists into a person's rectum.
After I applied my AXE body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. She won't be shitting right for a month.
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An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.
1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.
Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.
Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"
Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"
Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"
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When something is so totally good that its awesomeness can only be expressed by clenching one's fingers, turning their wrist to face the body, and dropping the elbow and shoulder in a manner that exudes awesome.
Sometimes when performing said fist pump, you should alert others to the awesome you're about to hit them with.
Guy A: Yo, did you see that girl, she's smokin... Dayumn.
Guy B: She's (*pumps fist*) FIST PUMPING GOOD, HELL YEAH!
*note how B had to alert A of the fist pumping goodness*
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Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.
After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.
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the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.
one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!