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A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.
Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.
Content or art aimed at sexually arousing the audience to trigger a response.
Bro was that seriously just your goon bait I saw in your instagram reels? Send that to me when you got a chance.
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good ol' lube.
natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.
bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.
a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
when you're addicted to swatting & calling in bomb threats to large areas and or companies
man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.
Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.
A person who goons multiple times everyday
S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"