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an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.
guy 1-shes hot
guy 2-shes taylor jordan
The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"
Bruce "why"
Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"
Bruce "oh ok"
Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.
Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.
A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!
Girl 2: No way!!
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A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes
He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
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When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?
Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?
Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.
Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
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When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
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