The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"
Bruce "why"
Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"
Bruce "oh ok"
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No ifs, ands, or buts about Jordan Wilson
A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!
Girl 2: No way!!
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Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep
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When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?
Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?
Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.
Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
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When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
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