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When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.
"Giovanni, you're giving me a nipple wink right now."
To be the one seeking to be the centre of attention. An attention seeker.
Stop being the nipple of the boob.
When you bust a nip and it coats the walls.
Or a spinning motor with a dowl and clamp that grasps your nipple and destroys it.
DUDE THAT WAS A NIPPLE BUSTER! YOU COVERED WALL WITH NIPPLE JUICE!
A nipple that has a yellow tinge around
"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."
When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)
Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.
A PERSON WITH A SWEATY SHIRT THAT MAKES THEY'RE NIPPLES STICK OUT UUUUUH PAPI
THE NIPPLE MONSTER HAS LARGE NIPPLES
I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.
dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE