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a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed
her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.
the only saving grace left in this cruel world, the literal manifestation of god himself wrapped into a small decadent, earthshattering combination of chocolate and peanut butter to save humanity from their sins and to open the gates of heaven in order to destroy satan himself and make the world perfect where no one will ever have flaws
I ate a reese's peanut butter cup, oh wow im god now
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While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.
I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!
A noun or sometimes action that refers to fucking a girl in the ass so hard that when you pull your dick out it is covered in shit and blood making it look very similar to peanut butter and jelly. The girl the precedes to suck the shit and blood covered dick like a popsicle.
Dude I totally gave my girl that good Peanut Butter Jelly Popsicle last night!
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1.) A Mixed/Mulatto person.
2.) A blend of any two races.
1.) I only flux with peanut butter boy/girls.
2.) Damn, check that peanut butter chicks butt.
3.) Peanut butter dudes have good taste.
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The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.
"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."
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When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
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