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Poop Rock

When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.

I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.

by Alexander Pierce December 22, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


punk rock

A kick ass genre of music corrupted by shitty bands like good charlotte.

Good charlotte sucks serious ass!

by themadcow August 2, 2004

1735๐Ÿ‘ 770๐Ÿ‘Ž


white rock

A small city located near the US boarder on the lower mainland of Bristish Columbia. Although White Rock ends at 16th Ave. South Surrey is basically the same place up to South Point. White Rock is known for its rich appearance and is "safe" from Surrey. There's hardly any black or brown people in White Rock (other than those working on construction sites) but there is a large Korean population. White Rock is named white rock because there's a large white rock on the beach which has been tagged by nearly every person in the city.

Daily White Rock kid conversation -
Kid 1 "dude, everythings closed at 11. What should we do?"
Kid 2 "Smoke gak?"

by Nahunni June 19, 2006

81๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb as a rock

Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

66๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


rick rock

a producer, works with a lot of hyphy artists, mainly federation

rick rock, RICK ROCK

by killSESDSFSDF August 9, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


constipated rock

Alternative 90's and later rock music wherein the band's lead singer constantly sounds like he's pinching a cement loaf. First made popular by Bruce Springsteen, later adapted by Top 40 crackers like Nickelback and Three Days Grace.

"Hey, did you hear that new Chad Kroeger song?"
"No way, I can't stand that constipated rock. He sounds like he needs a stool softener!"
"Well, it's still better than screamo"

by Prof. Wreck June 22, 2007

35๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


licking the rock

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.

Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

by DJ_HDizzle May 3, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž