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Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick
"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
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Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…
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An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome
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When you simultaneously suck a dick while cooking
*Smacks ass* hey babe nacon smells good lets do a dirty rusty
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The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.
I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
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The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.
What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.
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an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.
jay and deans mom has a rusty taco
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