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Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.
THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!
A split hose is no good to anybody.
Also, an urban dance move.
Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.
it means to leave word created my i am yung geek
"I'm finna depart and split". said bobby
when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!
When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild