Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die
He looks very Split The Potato
Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.
"look at that dude's Zorro Split!"
When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man