When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.
Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.
A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs
Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.
When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis
Hey can you slap the turkey with me
When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.
That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe
another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.
"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.
This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
Another way of saying choking the chicken
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.
Jen: Good for you?