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The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.
Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!
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Walking in peace
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To smoke Mary Jane to achieve a euphoric high and sit around thinking about the existence of the very universe. To relax and feel the energy of the world around you surge through your body. To feel the energy in your body pulsing with power in your Dan Tiens.
Some for recreation, walking in peace is for my Shaman brethren out there.
Let us walk in peace, shall we?
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When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg
Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away
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in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
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The act of walking through a grassy area when a clear paved path, and occasionally a "keep off of the grass" sign, has been placed to prevent said person from doing so.
Mexican Gardener watching G walking occur- "Damn G walkers mess up my god damn grass"
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Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction
Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.
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when douchebag frat guys are hazing each other,in this ritual much like elephanst in a row the men take their pants off and insert one thumb in the males ass in front of them and insert their other thumb in their mouth. Than they proceed to walk as circus elephants in a row,when the first douchebag's thumb to fall out of the first one's asshole,they must replace it with the thumb that was once in their mouth and replace it with the soiled thumb
Man we were hazing the fresh-meat at the house last night and three of them got sick from the elephant walk we made them pull!
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