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mRS. bARRETS Husband who has to ride a whale every nite.
Now I know what Mr. Barret feels like.
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A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.
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A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.
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When a male is fornicating a black female then ejaculates all over her eyes, neck, and stomach, resembling a killer whale
Man did you watch that one porno, "Seaman World," that chick just got a killer whale.
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A massive load, most of the time in proportion with a whale
I released my whale load on that bitches face last night. She almost drowned
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The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process
Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."
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A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."
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