mus bus

Travis's golf cart.

Man, we pnwed the police when we got away in the mus bus!

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Muss Bus

1. Is when a guy enters the health profession working on people's teeth while he chews a fatty.

2. It is when you allow yor car to drift into a water ditch because you can't apply your brakes.

3. It is when you obsess about your kankles.

1. Um sir, is that mint flavor chew I smell? No m'am it is the mint flouride you are about to get on your teeth.

2. Scott did you see brent, he pulled a muss bus, the police found his car in the canal.

3. Hey Brad, are my kankles exposed with these shoes?

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hit by a bus

When a friend, peer or coworker, usually male, meets a partner and they disappear from their friend group, work, and life.

"My student Eric had a great career ahead oh him until he got hit by a bus."

"He got ran over?!"

"May as well have, the bus's name was Ashley."

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chicken bus

A type of bus. The most rustic, low-cost, form of public of transport. Referring to those seen in exotic / 3rd World countries where people often share their journey with chickens and other animals.

Shall we be posh and get a taxi into town or save money and get the chicken bus?

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Bus Hugger

1)One who hugs a bus. This collection breaks down into two sections:
A)Smart Bus Hugger: Hugs back or side of bus
B)Retarded Bus Hugger: Hugs front of bus. Very rare.

2)Someone who is the complete opposite of a tree hugger and advocates industrial growth to the point of enviromental destruction.

1) He isn't a very smat bus hugger is he?

2)He cut down the entire forest to put a soap factory. He is such a bus hugger.

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Bu-Fu

Bu-Fu A shortened version of butt-fuck.

Bend over and I'll bu-fu you good.

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Bus Drivers

The term bus drivers is used to describe those that wear long white socks. Especially those of the ‘Lotto’ variety.

Oi look at that Dickhead with his bus drivers

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