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Nickname of 240zx, 300zx, and 350zx by Nissan.
Did you see that z car that just passed us?
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Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.
I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.
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During a cold winter night, one will find their neighborhood's most icy roads and car ski them. To do it you put your armpit on the door grabbing the handgrab inside the car's door with that arm. Put your feet on the ground and use your heels. The driver will drive around with your feet sliding on the ground. Maybe even using the handbrake if you are skilled.
"Yo, Jake want to go car skiing tonight?"
"Yeah Matt, Just make sure those roads are icy enough to slide on."
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A game popularly played in Falmouth and Woods Hole, Massachusetts by high school kids. The origins of Car Frisbee can be traced back to Native Americans. One particular event tells of the Wampanoag tribe, of Mashpee forcing English pilgrims to play for their lives.
Angry locals as well as tourists who have become targets of car Frisbee players have been known to react violently. Similarly to a "road rage" reaction.
Instructions: Play Frisbee with friends near a crowded road and hit car with your disc "accidentally".
Point System: 5 points for the act itself
2 points for in-state license plates
5 points for out-of-state plates
15 points if disc is thrown while standing on "The Wall"
10 points for Texas plates
30 points for police car
25 points for broken window (includes cracked)
20 points for dent or scratch visible from 30 feet (10 meters)
7 points if driver is a student-driver
-5 points if car is a commercial vehicle
-5 points if car is parked
-10 points if car is parked with no one inside
I played Car Frisbee and got a mad high score, but the dude got out and hit me with a bat.
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Becoming increasingly more common than grand theft auto is car battery.
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1- It's used when a guy is sexually attracted to a girl, and the girl knows it.
2- It means nice dick.
Example 1:
Girl1: Uh Oh... He's looking at me in a weird way.
Girl 2: I think he is a nice car!
Example 2:
Girl3: Nice car, boy!
Guy1: My car can be really productive...
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Sans car is the single greatest vehicle ever invented by the human mind, sadly it hasn't been invented yet but scientists are just about to figure out how to
Man 1:hey dude look at my sweet SANS CAR
Man 2: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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