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A game about becoming the level 35 boss, Mafia City is GTA 6
"thats how mafia works"
-Mafia City Ad
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Place where you bang your friends ex after the bar on Saturday night and go to church Sunday morning to confess your sins.
"Let's go to rush city this weekend." "Nah bro, I don't want them leftover herpes!"
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A girl who, despite her good looks and stunning sense of fashion will not let you put your hands in her pants on the ride home.
Well, I almost scored on the way home, but turned out she was a city cunt.
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when you get high by hitting blinkers off a dabpen
“sorry dude i was in blinker city last night”
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Illinois city population 450. One-time high times weed capital of the WORLD. Now probably just the white-trash capital of the world. Mascot: Beecher City Eagles. This author is a proud one-time resident and alum.
"Man I was down at the store in Beecher City and this hillbilly tried to race trucks with me, but I just blew weed smoke in his face."
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The capital of the Northern Territory.
Shitty city.
Filled with drunks, bogans and Abo's who all think they're "nuff" and are usually violent (with or without the influence of alcohol)
Famous for having crocs and a shit newspaper that only reports about said crocs.
At least it's better than Katherine and Alice Springs though..
"Fuck, I hate Darwin city"
"At least you don't live in Katherine or Alice though"
"True that.."
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Santa Cruz CA...NOT Huntington Beach damn it!
Just thought I'd get that in there.
Huntington beach person: were Surf City!
Me: its Santa Cruz damn it!
Huntington beach person:Uhh....
Me:Santa Cruz!
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