meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.

don loves to smoke meat cigars!

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meat bomb

Slang term for skydiver. Often used among pilots, jumpers and others associated in some way with aviation. It has a somewhat morbid connotation to it, hinting that if the parachutist's equipment should fail, or (more common) the parachutist should make a gross mistake, that he will explode upon impact much like a bomb made out of meat.

Pilot 1: Heading of 0232, skydiving commencing at an altitude of 11,000 feet--2 minutes. Please clear airspace.

Pilot 2: Copy that.

Pilot 1: Meat bombs out the door, remain clear.

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Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing

Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.

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Street Meat

A female that is for the streets

"Oh rachel? She's for the streets, straight street meat"

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Meat Up

Have sex. Insert one's meat into another.

After a long night of drinking, the four of them will meat up in Alpine Meadows

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meat on the grill

A term used when you over commit on something. Lack of follow through or commitment. Empty promise. Expression comes from barbeque with friends. You always throw more meat on the grill then you intend to eat. Your eyes are bigger then your stomach. When your through cooking there is always leftover meat on the grill.

Erin always says she is going to go to the beach. Is she really coming or is this just meat on the grill.

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meat pony

when your to lazy to do missionary

i m stuffed how about you get on top and ride the meat pony

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