Dead Tree

to fold yourself in half and hang like a dead tree. can be used while dancing if you can not think of a better pose.

while dancing i completely forgot what to do so i just did the dead tree.

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tree slugger

An anti-enviromentalist; someone who hates trees; opposite of tree hugger (someone who hits rather than hugs trees)

Wow. When I told that guy to stop global warming, he said "I don't care about the enviroment." what a tree slugger!

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Wishing Tree

A tree with no rules you can do anything and I mean anything! sexual in most cases

Noah: Anna I wish I could be around you all the time you're awesome
Anna:I think you're awesome to Noah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah

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pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.

I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight

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tree-aids

A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.

Ewwww! Tree-aids.

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talk to a tree

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

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Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

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