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Where one has a fart on the mic and tries to play it off as being their window creaking.
Commonly found when playing on PlayStation 4 when talking to friends.
"Oh my god. My windows CREAKING again."
"Alright, Whos got a Creaky Window?"
"My WINDOW just CREAKED again."
A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.
Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?
To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.
I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.
An operating system based on the PlaySkool interface. Magically appeared after Apple introduced it's "Aqua" environment, making the first move to make a computer operating system more enjoyable, and pleasing to the eye. Basically, take Windows 98 and Windows 2000, mix them together and add PlaySkool design techniques, and you have Windows XP.
XP User: Whoa dude check out my new Windows XP i just bought! My start button is GREEN! HEHEHE!!!
Mac User: Oh umm, ok sure.. check this out *moves pointer across dock as it expands*
XP User: Whoa thats slick, where did you download that!?
Mac User: Um, i didn't download anything, I purchased a computer from the correct section of the store at CompUSA.
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1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..
2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!
3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.
4.) cheap crap that never works.
5.) term used to describe worthless trash.
guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"
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person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.
:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.
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2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
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