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(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.
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The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.
Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.
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Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway
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When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.
Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.
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The opposite of touch some grass. It is because touchscreens are glass
I love being outside.
Bro touch some glass
You are engaged in conversation so your reaction towards something or someone that has impressed you. In a lady like way, our reaction is to "touch my pearls" in a manner that shows you've been impressed.
During conversation or showing that you're impressed. So you use the comment of " let me clutch my pearls or touch my pearls". Or it can have an opposite effect and you comment " let me clutch my pearls" because you're not impressed.
I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before
And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was