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When you lick a guys ass while giving a reach around hand job
My girl was naughty while giving me a peach twist.
When someone eats your ass while giving you a reach around.
My girlfriend said if I took a shower she’d give me a peach twist!
When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.
She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.
An early morning joint.
The ultimate hangover cure.
Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'
When two consenting adults preform a sex move we’re one partner lies on there stomach, crosses there legs and puts there arm behind there back (wrist over wrist). while the other partner goes down on them.
“Hey honey, do you want to try the Ukrainian twist tonight?”
Twisting fucking like riding a racehorse!
Twisting in cum!