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In some cultures, especially conservative religious ones, women have anal and oral sex prior to marriage, so they will still be "vagina virgins" when they are married and their husband will be the first to "go there".
Mustafa's parents had Shakira examined by a doctor to ensure she was intact before marrying their son. They didn't know that she was just a vagina virgin, as Mustafa had been busting her purple starfish for weeks already.
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The mind set of a complete newcomer to the ways and workings of urban dictionary.
Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!
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a relatively well known person (usually a model or actress) for whom a google image search reveals no nudity or skankyness.
dude, i tried to google image search danielle panabaker after watching friday the 13th, but she's a google virgin!
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A female who can convince a member of the male persuasion to do anything that she desires without taking off her pants.
Originated from the Calgary, AB band The Atomic Virgins.
"The day she loses her virginity is the day the world explodes, she's the Atomic Virgin"
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Virgins who read lots of romance novels, and who watch dirty movies. These virgins do not have oral sex, but they relieve their sexual gratifications by watching porn and reading romance novels.
Samantha and Ted are sexual virgins that are saving themselves for marriage, but who watch porn to fulfill their sexual gratifications until their wedding day.
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Our blessed mother. Has appeared in Fatama, on grilled cheese, and many other places. Her son is Jesus Christ.
the Virgin Mary is our blessed mother
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A character or (heaven forbid) person who, despite attracting and/or surrounding themselves with people (usually physically and socially attractive) who are either overly sensual or always seem to find themselves in less that innocent situations, want nothing to do with or are scared/disgusted with(of) sex or intimate actions with said persons (or anyone else for that matter), regardless of their feelings toward them.
Person A: How is it that he's able to attract all the finest women in the school to just short of them smoothing him with their cleavage, but run away when ever things get too saucy?
Person B: Kid's a total Anime Virgin.
Person A: I guess so....reel 'em in just to toss em back. What a punk bitch.
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