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Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.
mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today
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The occasional putrid odor of the female sex orifice can best be described by the smell of “wet nickel”. Sometimes your boy just comes back from a scandalous fuck smelling of that wet nickel.
Brandon keeps bustin that wet nickel
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the reception of a blowjob while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero
Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"
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Wet Balaclava - Noun - a colloquium to describe the type of beating you get when it's raining and you're up the Shankill
Eoin made a mistake and took a walk up the Shankill. He ended up in the hospital after a wet balaclava
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Like dry humping, but without any clothes on.
She wouldn't have sex with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. This is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now I have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for fucking her.
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When you have sex Avatar style. Ejaculating to an imagined incredible sexual experience, while your actual body lays sweaty in a cocoon like state.
"Dude, i had a "wet dream" about your mom last night"
"Friday is the 4th anniversary of her car accident"
"yeah, you wanna go to wing street?"
"wet dream"
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best type of sex in the world, usualy done in water or some fluid
damn girl, dat was da best wet sex i've ever had!
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