you hate stranger things - i know it Izabella
Friend 1 : *talks about stranger things*
Izabella : uhh here we go again
random person: is it hate stranger things day? :)
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Stop flashing fake shit before I rearrange your thing
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In short, it is the Craving or desire for the Unknown. Most widely believed to be innuendo for affection on a physical level, it can be also used to describe anything of a mysterious, unknown nature, that is craved...
A Breif History on the Origins:
A Message was sent Via SMS, stating that there was 5 points needed to get accross to the reciepient:
* The Recipient was loved
* The Recipient was missed
* The Recipient was wanted
* The Recipient was needed
* The *fifth point* would be expressed and/or demonstrated in person.
From that point in time on, the words 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' refered to the craving to have that fifth thing demonstrated. Thus, the 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' was born.
Its Basic Uses Summarised:
1) Sexual Innuendo
2) Mysterious Anticipation
3) Santie Claus
Use 1:
Boyfriend: Damn, you're looking fine tonight!
Girlfriend: I think you've got fifth thing Syndrome... I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Use 2:
Father: I think I got you a supprise
Son: Yes...? I want to see it, now!
Father: I think you have 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' No, I plan on saying these three words in conjunction to your want for a supprise to sound impressive
Use 3:
Louis Armstrong: 'Zat you, Santie Claus?
Santa: I have a present, but I'm going to hide it until the morning, so you build up anticpation, thus creating in yourself a Fifth Thing Syndrome
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Post Stranger Things Depression is how a person feels while waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to come out. It causes people to experience moods of depression, low self worth and poor concentration. Many cases have commented of the struggle to return to reality after watching it.
*Symptoms include:
Googling Stranger Things daily.
Re-watching the seasons constantly.
Watching/reading Stranger Things related videos/post online all the time.
Have an innumerable amount of theories for the oncoming seasons.
Owning one or more Stranger Things merchandise (Pop! figures included)
Listening to 80's music.
Being able to relate to this post.
*Symptoms are also coping methods/treatment
Tom: Joe... I feel like I have to talk to someone... I wish I told you earlier but I'm suffering from Post Stranger Things Depression.
Joe: Tom , you shouldn't have to be afraid to talk about it. Any sane person who's watched the show will feel the same way. I'm afraid I'm suffering too. I'm sorry for not telling you before.
Tom: Joe.. you too? I don't believe it. I've finally found someone to talk to!
Joe: Buddy, why don't we take the day off work and and watch Stranger Things, while pumping 80's music and eating Eggo's?
Tom: Sounds tubular dude. Sounds tubular
A phrase typically used by members of cancel culture, radical leftists, and terminally online Twitter users as a call-to-action to find an individual's personal information and release it to the public (also known as doxxing). Typically used against perceived racists, homo/transphobes, misogynists, etc.
OMG this guy was caught being misogynistic towards me and my friends!! twitter, do your thing!!
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When shit is so wierd/and off and you can feel it in the air or the vibe.
I was walking though the woods and saw 3 deers with their eyeballs hanging out their heads. I was like what in the stranger things type shit is this
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When someone talks about something you think is a myth, you may say "wow, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!"
Saw a bigfoot in a UFO? WOW, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!