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This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.
Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
DAMN is usually used as a swear word, but in the real world when something didn’t happen the way we wanted it to happen then we generally have the mind set of DAMN! Many times in our lives we have moments or do things that we wish we hadn’t have done, or if we had the chance to do it over again we would’ve done it a different way. As a result it becomes a regretful moment, but the problem is we continue to have these moments over and over again without learning from the consequences.
DAMN Moments are moments in your life that made you say or think, DAMN! Usually a bad decision or missed opportunity, and if you had a chance to go back and do it differently you probably would’ve have done things a lot different.
When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment
Similar to a bruh moment, but even bigger.
Person A: goes to starbucks for all but 5 minutes of class, coming back for the last 5 minutes
Person B: that's a su moment
The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.
Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>
When you think a day cannot end up bad, and it ends up even worse.
You go to play foosball and your teammate winds up being your boss. You end up losing 10 - 0 and you have to crawl under the table. What a palanqui moment!
A moment in which you bait an argument and deny any claim without any proof, this typically happens when you are accused of something that is clearly true but you have to try to get out of it.
"Did you hear about how Joe tried to get out of being accused of a crime?"
"Yeah, that was a real Monsun Moment"