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A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.
He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.
The Canadian Code states that "Canadians rock. Live it, love it, embrace it, pour maple syrup on it". This is the code that all Canadians live by. Similar to the 'bro code that states: 'bros before canadians'". Well, your beat.
yea, watch out, respect Canadian Code.
When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.
Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"
facial blow job canadian winter
When standing up, tuck your balls and dick between your legs (some call it a fruit basket) and pee. The urine will trickle down the inside of your legs, giving you an amazing warming sensation. Doing this in the shower is the cleanest option, but if your cold enough, anywhere else will do.
Tom: Man, i'm freezing!
Bob: Just do a Canadian Legwarmer, it'll warm you up!
Tom: Ahhhh, you're right, this feels great!!
After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
Josh was having sex when his girl decided to give him a Canadian Facepalm. Josh was not amused.
when a man and a female with pubic hair bushs fuck and another woman comes over and blows on the girl thats being fucked vag and it makes a whistle sound
the canadian whistle is blowing on the vag like your blowing on hot soup