Canadian Homosexual

It's usually this thing from Canada that likes the opposite gender. Instead of regular Maple Syrup they love to "jazz it up." They actually pronounce words instead of saying "aboot" they say "About." They usually spend long hours on the computer and talk bad about Canada knowing it's a good country.

"Hey did you hur aboot Brad?"
"Yeah he's a Canadian Humusexual"
"Eh? How. "
"He believes the broon leaf in Canada should have the culor of a rainbuw"
"Mun, that's foked up"
-One American Prick
"I think you mean Canadian Homosexual."

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Canadian Code

The Canadian Code states that "Canadians rock. Live it, love it, embrace it, pour maple syrup on it". This is the code that all Canadians live by. Similar to the 'bro code that states: 'bros before canadians'". Well, your beat.

yea, watch out, respect Canadian Code.

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Canadian Irony

When an action is performed by one person, intending to make another's life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.

Canadian Irony: Jim left Bob's hat out where he could easily find it, however, Bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.

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Canadian Facial

When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.

Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"

facial blow job canadian winter

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Canadian Facepalm

A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.

NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.

Josh was having sex when his girl decided to give him a Canadian Facepalm. Josh was not amused.

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Canadian Landslide

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.

Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.

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Canadian handshake

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

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