A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.
Right back atcha, blumpy.
When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.
Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?
To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook
Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday
When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.
She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds
noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.
The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.
the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap
Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin