Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

jesus cut

Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.

I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.

Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

Rona Cut

A hairstyle sported by those in quarantine due to Corona virus, it used to be known as the buzz cut, but was changed to the Rona Cut in March 2020

Joe: Aye did you see Rob's gone and got himself a Rona cut?
Matt: Yeah kid he looks like a fucking egg, what a nonce

clout cuts

(Verb): Driving fast and switching lanes through traffic, inches away from other cars. The more risky the lane change, the more clout you recieve.

Guy 1: Yo dude! Those clout cuts were sick! You got my respect brah!
Guy 2: Thanks broh

street cut

Drugs that are cut on the street and may be mixed with other drugs. Non-reliable, non-prescription.

Ex. Coke cut with meth, x, vics, etc. Fake Xans.

Adominick: Ay man I got some smackers, you want some?

Julian: Nah bruh those street cut, I only fuck with prescribed shit!

Shea-Cut

-verb

1. to follow a path, usually in unknown territory, that leads you to a place you don't want to be.

-adj.

2. Fuck

This is a shitty Shea-cut.

I hate this shay-cut and just want to go home.