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A reoccurring character in Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Cabbage Man is a lonely merchant whose poor vegetables seem to always be under some subject of destruction.
Is often heard yelling "My cabbages!"
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A nickname for a reoccurring minor character, often used for comic relief.
M. Night Shyamalan should play the Cabbage Man in his Avatar films!
Hey, that guy who got struck by lightening seven times is the Cabbage Man of Benjamin Button!
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By far the funniest Video ever introduced into this world, Jack Rebney; "The Angriest Man Alive" was filming a commercial for Winnebbago in 1988, unfortunatly for him the commercial never made it to air but 4 minutes of outtakes did.
Jack Rebney's outrageously funny outbursts have made him a Cult hero.
Jack Rebney = The First EVER Viral Video Superstar
Maxwell: Hey, Have you seen that Winnebago Man Clip?
Ben R: Hahaha yea... “Will you do me a kindness Tony, will you?”
Maxwell: "Can you make sure... If you will, that we don't, and i know we don't but be sure
that you don't get any flys in frame"
Ben R: “We got flies all over the fuckin’ place.” “Get the fuck outta here.... you flies.”
Maxwell: “The accoutrama that you will need… ‘Accoutrama?!?’ What is that shit!?!”
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A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.
Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?
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A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.
For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.
You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."
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A man-thigh, usually exposed by a pulled-up pant leg, is considered to be one of the wonders of the world.
Denton's pale, hairy man-thigh inspired me to save a small country in Africa.
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A Fatneek superhero who does what ever the fuck he can
Allow it man, Allow it man does whatever the fuck he can
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The way of showing the world you are a twat without having to speak. Also known as Douche Donut
I have a skirt you can borrow that would go great with your man bun.
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