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When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.
When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.
Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!
Lots of penguin stuff around you. Penguin-texts, emails, jokes. Behaving silly to make you best penguin-friend to laugh. Pretend you are invincible to make her/him confident. Strenght to face the life, willing to live. Sense found in a senseless world. Believing life if good and sun is shining when outside is a big storm. Hope, happiness, concentration. In superheroes excess of superpowers. Ant. Penguinless
Superman is behaving penguinful lately about Wonderwoman.
A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2020 by former staff members of the infamous Club Penguin Online. It became the most popular revival of the classic MMO following the 2022 closure of Club Penguin Rewritten. The game is known for its bugs and large amount of ads resulting in poor performance, and questionable additions of new content instead of fixing these issues.
Card-Jitsu Fire is broken and unplayable in New Club Penguin, but apparently the developers would rather shoehorn pride flags into a 20-year-old children's game than fix bugs.
Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.
Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.
Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.