Pick Me Girl Syndrome

When someone acts like a pick me girl, saying the words "teehee", copying people's video edits, brainwashing people, thinking your most important over everyone.

Side effects may include,
- anger
- nausea
- memory loss
- high pitched voice
- losing long-time friends
- multiple crushes on people

Oh no! You have pick me girl syndrome! Quick! To the hospital!

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pick a card, any card

pick a card, any card.
Drink if it is a 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,jack,queen,king,joker or ace of spades, clubs, hearts or diamonds
you must drink.
The game goes clockwise, but if you drank then you have to pick another card, any card.

kathleen: 'Garry, pick a card, any card'
*Garry picks card*
Kathleen: Drink!
Garry: weaiguvogmkanetjewokgbmk (He is too drunk for words)

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strawberry picking in a white dress

When a girl visibly stains her clothes with menstrual fluid she is said to have been:
'strawberry picking in a white dress'

1- Where's Sarah?

2- She went strawberry picking in a white dress... if you know what I mean.

3- Oh! Poor girl!

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pick up ya weight

to get up, to literally pick up tour weight.

u in my spot homie pick up ya weight

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Foggy Bottom Ice Pick

Originated from The George Washington University:
To make loud rhythmic clinking noises from above a room, so as to scare people and make them think there is a murderer with an ice picker picking their way through the ceiling.

*clink clink clink* "O NO! It's the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"

"The people upstairs are doing it loudly."
"Shit! It's too rhythmic for fucking, it must be the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"

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Pick Roll N Flick

What you do when u pick a greener out yer beak

wehey greener
"Pick Roll n Flick" =)

like chewing a brick

Pure n utter stringer!

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number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan

1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!

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