When a friend says he will be there in a certain amount of time, but then shows up many hours later. Made famous by local entrepreneur during his time in Georgia, Mr. Bailey would always show up but much later than the designated time. Upon arrival no explanation for this time is given. What happens during Bailey Time is unknown.
Chris: "Did you call William?"
Josh: "Yea, he said he'll be here in about 10 minutes."
*2 Hours Later*
Chris: "William is still not here. Must be Bailey Time again."
When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.
Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed
G.B.S.G (gay boy straight girl) time is a ritual between a gay boy and straight girl. During this event the gay Boy will often paint the girls nails, do her hair, and apply makeup to the girl whilst the girl complains about how her life is going. Generally it is the best thing to cheer a girl up.
Girl: I HATE MY LIFE!!! My term paper was on my hard drive and my computer crashed!!
Gay Boy: oh honey it sounds like you need some G.B.S.G time
When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH
"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"
"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*
"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."
The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.
"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."
to be in haste -- as in a street criminal who must do things quickly to avoid getting busted
further usage:
to be in haste when the situation is under high tension
and to be relaxed when there is no forseeable threat
we run on criminal time (we know how to kick it)
Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
Great - another Monday morning time-sucker.