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A penis dipped in chocolate milk
That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake
When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this
One, preferably alcohol infused, dill spear is inserted completely into the poop-chute, then ejected, in its entirety, onto a nearby table top.
"You know the party has gone wild when someone does an Alabama Pickle Back."
The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.
“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”
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When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.
Cletus: "Hey, what you's doin' this weekend?"
Jimmy: "We's gonna make an Alabama Bang Bus!"
Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel
Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy
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