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When your having sex with a fat girl and she sticks a pipe up your ass and puts a rat in the other side of the pipe and covers it up forcing the rat to eat your ass.
Last night my bitch tried to Alaskan tunnel pipe me.
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when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.
i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.
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An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.
Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
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A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people
John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?
Toby : We made him do
"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.
Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”
Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!
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it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.
I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.
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