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guy to friend: dude she let me have some anal sex. friend: in the butt? Guy: in the butt dude in the butt. Friend: props man.
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The act of placing a female partner face down on the floor, while preceding to raise the females rectum straight up into the air. After getting into this position, the male partner begins to forcefully ram her anus in the motion of a jackhammer.
The elder black male begins to forcefully "Anal Jackhammer" the oblivious young white female into a coma.
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When a male and female (or male and male) have anal sex, the male puts a hook on his penis and 'fishes' in the anus for feces.
Jill and Sam enjoy anal fishing.
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ass orajel , Used to numb the anal canal before being entered by a hard penis !
Babe slap on the anal ease , lets get r done !!!!
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When someone is being anal about something, he is choosing to be an asshole. He is choosing to be tight and strong minded like the anal sphincter. Therefore, you tell him; "Don't be anal".
The english teacher is anal about getting the assignments in on time.
Don't be anal about my driving officer. Can you please give me a warning?
bad behavior misbehaving asshole idiot dickhead
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Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'
Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'
Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'
Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.
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as you are about to reach climax during anal sex, you quickly pull your erect penis out of her butthole. then you hold your hand high in the air ( very important ) and slap the upper lip of the girl with the head of your penis in the direct center. keep your hand high and yell a german word. as you are done you should look like hitler standing infront of his crowd and your lady will have an authentic adolf hitler mustache
as jason pulled out of chris's butthole, he slapped his cock in chris's face and gave him an anal adolf!
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